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December 6th, 2004
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Wow... i feel violated
Just watched another Japanese action flick - this time "Full Metal Yakuza". My god it was bad...
Synopsis: a loser Yakuza guy gets killed alongside with his boss. A mad Russian scientist buys their bodies on the black market and builds a robot out of the combined body parts. Brain of the loser and all else of the boss. This loser-robot wakes up and goes out to deal out revenge. He eats metal to power himself - there is a scene where he is eating bike chains soaked in milk. He short surcuits and dies in the rain. He is very emotianally unstable and he has to sing a Russian lullaby to calm down. The repeating theme of the film involves comparing sizes of male genetalia. Which the robot has to a large extent. Large enough to have three legs almost. Really really strange film. Besides - the acting is horrible, the special effects are next to none and the plot is simply not there. Waste of two hours, honestly... Now I sleep.

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From:podskrebko
Date:December 6th, 2004 01:56 pm (UTC)
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Ага, правду говорят, что жж, как наркотик, а то, заброшу, похерою, вранье это все, батенька!
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From:deema
Date:December 6th, 2004 02:25 pm (UTC)
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Привет, Машка! Враньё - точно. Забил я на свой бойкотт - ты там почитай в старом моём, поймёшь, в чём дело было. :) Только тебе надо для этого у меня доступ получить.
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From:podskrebko
Date:December 6th, 2004 02:32 pm (UTC)
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Здравствуй, Дима!
Я тебе ходатайство напишу, только ты форму представь
Кстати, у меня счастье, я купила щербаковский мп3
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From:deema
Date:December 6th, 2004 02:44 pm (UTC)
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Щастья - это тема. Сравнимая с Щербаковым. Даром, что на одну букву начинаются!

А форма простая - я добавляюсь в друзья, и через несколько минут у тебя доступ. :)
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From:podskrebko
Date:December 6th, 2004 11:26 pm (UTC)
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заметано!
А Щербакова, если честно, подвело изобретение синтезатора
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From:deema
Date:December 6th, 2004 02:49 pm (UTC)
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Готово! Наслаждайся! :)
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