Sunday, La Burrita on the North Side, the TV is showing the Episode 4. My friend and I came there to eat and study finance. Two speakers: Me (M) and Not me (NM). Some dialogue.
NM: Sit facing your back to the TV, you need to study.
M: Blashemy! Blashemy! Blashemy! Not to watch Star Wars when they are showing it next to me? NOOOOO!!!!!!
M: Ohhh!!! R2D2, he is cool!
NM: Why? He looks like a vacuum cleaner!
M: Shut up! R2D2 is so sexy that if he were real, I'd become a robotphile and marry him!
M: Kenobi is going to die now.
NM: Yes, I know
M: There, Kenobi just died.
NM: Who is Kenobi?
M: You really do think that this finance crap is more important than intergalactic warfare?
*Having switched the topic to LotR*
NM: Which character do you most emphasize with?
M: Tom Bombadil.
NM: Who is he?
M: Yeah, as I thought. Try reading the book.
M: Well, they are all fighting Sauron...
NM: How do you spell Sauron?
NM: Oh, ok. And why is he such a kissass to that white dude with a similar name?
M: Don't you just love it how Luke and Solo secretly hate each other?
NM: How would you know? You missed half the movie and then I made you miss the other half!
M: Oh, thanks for reminding me! Now I don't know who Vader is.
NM: Vader? Is that the princess?
Oh... The people I hang out with...
P.S. Just in case this NM reads this: I know I exaggerated a bit, but it sounds better this way and noone knows who you are anyway.