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I just saw a segment of a music video, where Britney Spears died while mastrubating in the bath tub. WHAT THE FUCK?
If she was trying to mime Tatu's "Simple Moves" - she failed. Tatu is pleasing herself while her girlfriend is hitting on guys in a cafe. Britney, on the other hand, took to the bath tub because her impotent boyfriend was too busy watching footbal. She laid down, her one hand went down where it was supposed to go and then... Then her face twisted in joy, her other hand went to the back of her head and came out bloody (WTF?). After that she just slid down under water and ran out of bubbles. Leaving a red trace where her head was and pinking up the water a bit.
What is this world coming to?
Current Mood: quixotic
The "Everytime" video. I've heard of it. But T.A.T.U. is both the girls. Not just one.
|Date:||July 24th, 2004 08:49 am (UTC)|| |
So TATU is at least twice as good as Britney. And because they are both at least twice as pretty, they are at least four times as good. And because they can sing at least twice as well they are at least eight times better. And with the better music - sixteen times better. And with the better videos thirty-two times better. And with the fact that they are lesbians - sixty four times better. You got my point - I hate spears and I love TATU!
|Date:||July 24th, 2004 09:14 am (UTC)|| |
Good! So we agree on that. :)
That's pretty messed up. Suicide by... wait, did the blood come from her hand or from her head? Cause if its from her head it makes no sense. If its from her hand and that's how she committed suicide, that's just gross.
I read the Adventures of Tom Bombadil, Farmer Giles of Ham, Leaf by Niggle, and Smith of Wooton major from one of the books you left behind. I liked them all a lot, except a few of the "Adventures" poems. I think my favorite was Smith of Wooton Major. I was especially intrigued by Leaf by Niggle though. What's your interpretation of it? I think the shepard is Jesus and Niggle is dead for the second half of the story. I thought it was beautifully written. I was hard pressed to find Tolkien's voice in that one.
|Date:||July 24th, 2004 08:53 am (UTC)|| |
The blood came from the back of her head. I don't think it was a sucide. I think the bath-tub shot her. Because Britney's boobies were made of the same shit that the processor in my laptop.
My most favourite of all times is the farmer Giles. Of the adventures I only like the part where hobbits shoot Bombadil with arrows. And sorry to admit, I've never read Leaf by Niggle. I will though. Then we'll talk of it.
I haven't seen the TATU video, but I was watching something on VH1 where ppl made fun of/explained Britney's video. As I understand it, the blood is from earlier in the video when someone in the crowd threw something at her, she's having problems with her boyfriend, and I guess attempts suicide by drowning herself in the bathtub? Then for some reason decides against it and all is happy. I dunno, doesn't make much sense.
|Date:||July 24th, 2004 08:55 am (UTC)|| |
I still think the bath tub shot her. Girls shouldn't mastrubate in tubs - they should do it on TV. Yeah...
|Date:||July 24th, 2004 04:40 am (UTC)|| |
where is the world coming to?
an end, my friend, an end.
|Date:||July 24th, 2004 08:57 am (UTC)|| |
Re: where is the world coming to?
It has to at least last until 2011. You know it does. :)