Graviton -- You are incredibly popular. People from
all around are always gravitating towards you.
Nobody knows quite how you do it. You tend to
be able to pull everybody to your side with
time, but photons are the most resistant. You
seem to be the strongest of all, but you really
are not. What kind of subatomic particle are you? brought to you by Quizilla
But really I am not, eh? I'll show them...