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March 29th, 2004
08:16 pm


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Major paranoia at work.
You'd think I would never say a thing like that. Wrong! I just did. MAJOR PARANOIA.
It all started with me deciding to travel to the land of the dead and pass a message to one acquaitance of mine about another acquaitance of mine. When I got home from school, around 3 pm, I had a good lunch with a bottle of beer, and then got ready to send my spirit to the Necropolis. I did it too, I won't describe how, but it will have a major part in the Big Book of Deemism. It was the deepest trance that I have ever been in and it even scared me a bit, considering that it took effort to leave it. When I was done with my duties, I left the trance, blew out the candle and was so tired that I just collapsed asleep on the bed.

Then I got a phone call from someone, asking me to come to lunch. I woke up and went there, only to discover that I need cash. I stopped at the Wells Fargo bank, but the ATM, instead of giving me the money printed me a note saying that my account has been closed due to the death of the owner. After that my death certificate followed. It was strangely dated June 4th, as I later recalled. I was then approached by the manager, who explained to me that this was caused by my account inactivity, and it was just a buerocratic error. Although, he said, it will fuck up the rest of my life, considering that I am now legally dead. I left the bank and went home, running into a couple proffesors from school, who listened to me and agreed that the whole thing was really stupid. I got home and was so dead tired, that I collapsed asleep on the bed.

Then I got a phone call from my friend Dima, who asked whether he could come over and he said that he will be there in 15 minutes. I decided not to tell him of my death quite yet, but rather wait for him to get here first. I slept again. I was then awoken by my mom, who seemed to be informed of my untimely departure. She just briefly talked to me, assured that I wasn't really all that dead and left me to sleep again.

Then I got a phone call from Daniel. I woke up, looked around, saw Dima sitting next to my bed, using my computer, thought about what was just happening and said: "That was the most fucked up dream ever." And told him about what recently happened. Then Dima and I went to Costco, where I discovered that my Wells Fargo card has been deactivated. What was a dream???

I got home and I could bet there were lights on, but when I entered it was dark and there was noone home. I searched the house with a knife in my hand. Now I got a cocked Makarov on my table. And yes, I have been sleeping with a cocked Deagle for a few months now.

Major, major paranoia at hand. Necromancy is a dangerous art. I do not think that the fact that I am reading Sabriel has anything to do with it. I will just be more careful in the future.

And now I am off to see the Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Current Mood: uncomfortableuncomfortable
Current Music: fan. because my laptop is back

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Date:March 29th, 2004 09:16 pm (UTC)
I hate dreams like that! They get you all messed up and confused! Necromancy is an interesting thing, I got to learn a little bit about it in my medieval studies class last semester. Calling up the dead to give you answers on the future and stuff. Indian and it was actually debated as to whether it should be one of the seven things a knight/gentleman should know. It was either necromancy or grammar. Heheh, pretty harmless stuff it seems but interesting.

Uuuwwww! Me and ananda and chrissy are gonna go see that movie on Thursday, i hear it's super good!
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Date:March 30th, 2004 01:31 am (UTC)
It is a wonderful skill to have. Though I would find it silly to ask the dead about the future, I just talk to them about the past. What is the point of asking them about the future if they hardly even know the current?

The movie was even better second time over.
Date:March 29th, 2004 09:19 pm (UTC)
dma I am calling you about this.
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Date:March 29th, 2004 09:30 pm (UTC)
? Life is really strange, and so is death apparently.

? Necromancy?

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Date:March 30th, 2004 01:32 am (UTC)
Necromancy, yes. I have been studying that field for a while and yesterday I ventured forth to try it for the first time. Still recuperating from that.
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Date:March 29th, 2004 10:10 pm (UTC)
What do you think of Sabriel? I liked it a lot.
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Date:March 30th, 2004 01:32 am (UTC)
I like it too. Up to the third chapter that I am on right now.
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