Oh, what a great night I just had! It started out with me seeing Kill Bill for the fifth or so time. (Thank you girls for dragging me out!)
After it Andrey and I went to a birthday party of some cool Russian chick. Everyone got dead drunk besides the two of us. So I suggested to through this one guy Vitaliy (who was the drunkest) into the pool. Noone wanted to do it. So I went outside and we had ourselves a concert, singing such wonderful things as the USSR national anthem, Katusha and Podmoskovnye Vechera (at the top of our lungs, at midnight). When we finished singing, we noticed that someone dragged a mattress out into the yard and some guys (Vitaliy among them) we enjoying themselves on it. So I suggested to throw them into the pool again. That we did. Along with two other guys and the mattress. And then one more guy jumped in for company. When they got out, they went after me, hoping to throw me in as well. Four on one! So I tossed two of them into the pool and the other two backed off. Vitaliy and Dariy (whom I just tossed in) got out and went after me again. So crushed their balls and they didn't touch me again. Ripped my shirt though. Well, Vitaliy said that he will now murder me and ran after me. When he caught up to me (walking), I was near my car with Ice (for those who don't know - a 54" claymore) in my hand, ready to strike. He calmed down immedeatly and just in time, because a cop car pulled up. The cop went inside to bust the party and then everyone went home and I had to drag Vitaliy home and put him to sleep there. Fun!!! I hope everyone enjoyed tonight as much as I did. Who didn't - tell me why in the comments.