Alas eleventy-one years is far too short a time to live amoung such excellent and admirable hobbits.I don't know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve
I, uh..., I... have things to do...
I've put this off for far too long
I regret to announce, this is the end.
I'm going now
I bid you all a very fond farewell.